Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Scarlett Johanson is a whore

This just in: According to recent reports, not only does Scarlett Johanson like having dirty sex in public elevators with scuzzy older men, she also seems to enjoy multiple partners.


Scarlett Johansson says she doesn’t believe in monogamy — that people weren’t meant to be with just one person.
“I don’t think human beings are monogamous creatures by nature,” she told reporters

Well folks, it looks like my proposed Jessica Alba/Scarlett Johanson/Jessica Biel marriage trifecta is one step closer to reality.

Now please excuse me, I have to give my parents the good news.


9 Comments:

At 6:53 AM, Blogger Robert said...

Next post?? Please?

 
At 9:59 AM, Blogger Billp said...

I'm tired of caring about Scarlett Johanson. I wanna care about someone new.

 
At 5:19 AM, Blogger Robert said...

I don't think he cares anymore.

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger Billp said...

Updates! Updates!

The only dates I get are updates!

 
At 1:59 PM, Blogger Robert said...

How often have you been checking for updates Bill? I'm here at least twice a week now.

 
At 1:41 PM, Blogger Billp said...

Not very often. Couple of times a month.

 
At 6:59 AM, Blogger Robert said...

I might stop checking.

Oneday.

Maybe.

 
At 12:20 PM, Blogger Robert said...

...but not yet.

 
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