Thursday, December 08, 2005

Question of the day: Why does Jessica Alba wear clothes?

I mean c'mon... look at her:

She clearly needs to be naked all the time. She gets closer here:

But its still not good enough. Sure, when she's over at my place I can't PAY her to put some damn clothes on, but as soon as a camera is on her she starts dressing like a flipping nun! And so Jessica, I implore you, let everyone else enjoy what I've been enjoying for ages and lose the damn clothes!


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